A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family and other knowns and unknowns who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005 and on and on and on:------

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. 

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. 

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. 

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. 

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the 

hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions$. 

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc now most of those 'Wishes' are already married  (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10  seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm

India’s Choices: Part 1

Is terrorism a choice that one makes because it meets the end? Well enough if that’s true then why our neighbors harness the same! Aren’t they able to meet there ends? It’s tough to judge from where we sit, but the devils are looking through us. We have the most volatile and dangerous neighborhood, isn’t it scary enough! What are we joyous of! We are more vulnerable than any country in this world!!

At one end we have sepoy mutinies and militant camps and thousands of refugees flocking in (Don’t question that ! It happens every time, I experienced that first hand, have seen it from childhood to be sure put this on account that my native is on that porous border which we always talk about but no one never ever did anything about it).

On the other here is one country which we are not sure about who is running it! AMAZING!! And they are a nuclear power!! On the other side we have a civil war that is on for god knows how many years!! Little far away there is country which is ruled by military junta and the other which doesn’t know what is in for future, because everything you can count on is destroyed there!!!

And then a big daddy superman is feeding these neighbors everything they need to bolster there armies (or militants) to kill and destroy us. This big daddy is power and energy hungry and they are slowly eating up our mountains.