Saturday, August 29, 2009

Important Alternate Laws

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Wood Frame Story

When I started working, the buzz word around the industry was data centers. Every one, who was worth the salt, was planning for a data center. One cold May morning (Come on Bangalore was like that decades back) my boss called us for a meeting. It was about data centers. He said wrap up your socks guys we are going to be big here. We will offer “holistic services” to the data center majors and the upcoming data centers. He showed us a presentation about Exodus (it was still around and making news) and how 65% of the internet traffic relies on them and how much services they would need or breed of its kind would need to sustain and grow. Ultimately those were the days of internet and the growth story. We came down to the hallway and Ravi our ephemeral sales head said, this is going to be good all boss wants us to sale more and may be add some more innovative services. So after a brief sojourn we started our planning, after all boss had numbers in mind and he translated that beautifully.

My first stop was at a consumer Durables Company, (which was in to telephony also -not naming it here) and we met the systems head, who was arguably the most unsmiling face I ever met (till date). On a grump note he dictated out the requirements and it took him approximately 2 hours 32 minutes (yes K recorded the time) to tell us that the company has plans for data center. Did we hear correct was the first look we gave him! Hurriedly we jotted down the scope and the deliverables. We almost ran back to office and then what started can be called as an epic. The Singporean IT major I was working with was not all that tech savvy and in the sales department all we had was a slow dialup connecting us to the outer world. Google was still not known and Wiki was unheard of and the only way we could get some information was through internal literatures.

We decided hurriedly that this was our day in the space. We spoke to every one we know, you know the partners the big principals. Every one started sending us the best pricing possible (all laptops, servers, switches, desktops, routers, cables, connectors, racks etc etc) and we collated all of that and presented it to our solution architect Keshab. Keshab was at loss and was wary of the fact that none of us had any experience in data centers, we had done some projects by then in the network integration space, but come on, Keshab said, ”Guys do we really know what we intend to do here?” I still remember Ravi’s words, “Sara daal denge aur koi aacha sa naam de denge, jaise ki, the Wood frame Solution”. (We put all of that and will name the solution wood frame solution). Kehsab asked, “Ok! But what on Earth is Wood Frame?” Ravi with his blemish baritone replied, “It sounds good, nothing else matters!”

Well that’s how the journey begun. We posted it to our clients and sold 1000’s of gadgets since then over the two years. After years I met Ravi, and we had a quick drink (this was the time I was on the verge of starting on my own), I asked him, “Anna you remember the wood frame?” He laughed and said you won’t believe I still sell Wood Frame’s in the name of adaptive computing for a large company (lets not name the company).

Aren’t the companies across the world still do the same? Aren’t they selling wooden frames to there customers?

Read these Excerpts:

“Planning for the data center is critical, and gaining an understanding of your precise needs allows XXXX to tailor a solution specifically for your demands. After consulting with customers, current and future business needs are translated into optimized facility and system designs. Pinpointing the correct architecture and cooling capacity avoids costly over-shooting and delivers a solution that grows as you grow. Industry roadmaps, partnerships and XXXX’s engineering bench-strength in data center optimization allow our customers to deploy solutions that scale with their business needs. Services around data center design; layout, thermal flows and power optimization are combined with customized hardware to provide solutions that meet specific customer needs.”

“At XXX, we envision a world of many clouds, both public and private, that are open and compatible. We offer an extensive portfolio of products and services and are fostering open communities and partner ecosystems to make this vision a reality. It all starts with the delivery of the XXX Cloud, a public compute and storage infrastructure service, which is due out later this year.”

Isn’t it the same wood frame story? Every one is selling everything shrink wrapped. The world has just got smarter.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

What Parents Should know about Swine Flu:

  • If your child has fever, throat infection, body ache, consult doctor.
  • Must go to a doctor at any government facility meant for swine flu.
  • Swine flu testing is done only at government hospitals.
  • Nose and throat swabs will be taken and tested.
  • Child will not be quarantined if there are no symptoms.
  • If clinical symptoms exist, child will be hospitalised, and tamiflu will be given only if the tests are positive.
  • Act early to ensure quick recovery.
  • Rapid screening advised by private hospitals not legal.
  • Do not go for rapid screening as it's not 100 per cent accurate.
  • In times of crisis the worst thing is to panic so if you or your family member is having flu-like symptoms without wasting time go to the nearest designated hospital or doctor and get tested if he advises.

If you have any queries don't listen to rumours and panic, call toll free helplines: 1075 or 1800-11-4377.

Swine flu is certainly curable with timely intervention, correct diagnosis and a five-day medication.

Some specific precautions to be taken against H1N1:
  • A mask to cover your nose and mouth is a must. These are not just regular masks but a special one called N-95 which filter microbes in the air that you inhale and exhale.
  • A mask is a must when you are in a high-risk situation particularly when you have to go to a hospital to get tested and you have to be in the waiting room. Also keep the mask on when you are in a crowded place.
  • Cover your mouth surely while coughing and sneezing turn your head and cough into your shoulder.
  • Wash your hands in case there is body contact with someone who's got cold and cough.

Swine Flu Guidelines

Following are guidelines about swine flu from the Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital in Delhi...

SWINE FLU SYMPTOMS: WARNING SIGNS IN CHILDREN
  • Fast breathing or troubled breathing
  • Bluish skin colour
  • Not taking enough food or fluid
  • Becoming irritable
  • Difficulty in waking up
  • Flu-like symptoms recur
  • Fever with rashes
WARNING SIGNS IN ADULTS
  • Difficulty in breathing
  • Pain or pressure in chest, abdomen
  • Dizziness
  • Severe or persistent vomiting
  • Not taking enough food or fluid
  • Flu-like symptoms recur
TACKLING SWINE FLU: THE HOME GUIDE
  • Isolate affected people, minimise contact for 7-10 days
  • Stay at home, away from work, school and public places
  • Frequently wash hands with soap
  • Use wet cloth for cleaning, dusting
  • Use disinfectants for cleaning
  • Get plenty of sleep, be physically active
  • Drink plenty of fluid, eat nutritious food
  • Use face mask or handkerchief while coughing, sneezing

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Chris Brown: Forever



Lyrics:

1, 2, 3, 4.

Hey Hey Oh...
Hey Hey Oh...

It's you and me moving
At the speed of light into eternity yer,
Tonight is the night to join me in the middle of ecstasy.
Feel the melody in the rhythm of the music around you, around you
I'm gonna take you there, I'm gonna take you there
So don't be scared
I'm right here baby
We can go anywhere, go anywhere
But first it's your chance,
Take my hand come with me

[Chorus:]
It's like I've waited my whole life for this one night
It's gonna be me you and the dance floor
'cause we've only got one night
Double your pleasure
Double your fun and dance
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever girl forever
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever (ever, ever)
Forever on the dance floor

Feels like we're on another level
Feels like our loves intertwined,
We can be two rebels breaking the rules
me and you, you and I
All you got to do is watch me
Look what I can do with my feet
Baby feel the beat inside,
I'm driving you can take the front seat
Just need you to trust me
Oh ah oh
It's like!

[Chorus]

It's a long way down,
We're so high off the ground,
Sending for an angel to bring me your heart
Girl, where did you come from?
Got me so undone,
Gazing in your eyes got me singing what a beautiful lady
No "if"s, "and"s or "maybe"s
I'm releasing my heart and it's feeling amazing
There's no one else that matters
you love me and I won't let you fall girl
Let you fall girl oh
Ah ah ye yer
I won't let you fall, let you fall
Let you fall oh oh
Yer yer
Yer yer
It's Like!

[Chorus]

Oh ah ah ah ah ah
Yer
Forever (ever, ever, ever)
Forever ever ah.